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You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

FLOOR 1 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
FLOOR 2 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS "That's nice" she thinks, "but I want more". So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
FLOOR 3 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING. "Wow," she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 4 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 5 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS, HELP WITH HOUSEWORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
FLOOR 6 - YOU ARE VISITOR 31,456,012 TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE.

Please Note: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have their own money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

This woman has to be a shero to every woman who saw her in action on the subway.  The woman was riding in a sardine-like atmosphere– something that subway cars normally turn into during rush hours–when she was brushed up against in an inappropriate way.  Thinking nothing of it, she kinda moved and turned around only to find a condom-covered penis up against her behind.

The woman went ballistic! She not only exposed the perv for what he thought he would get away with in a crowded subway car, but she vowed to stay with him to ensure that he would be arrested on the spot.  She kept looking for the conductor and blocking any chance for him to get off the train.  She yelled at him, “My plans are done for the night. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh, yes. Oh, f*****g yes.”  And one guy snaps a shot of his exposed penis. Yikes!

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